porn paranoia

When u watch porn and then think of all the worst case scenarios after done jacking off,u will think someone seen u or u are scared it popped up on someone's computer

I have porn paranoia

by dick the big dicked duck September 28, 2013

April Fools paranoia

When someone is so obsessed by April Fools, they don't trust anyone and don't believe in anything on that day.

-Hey man, wanna go see a movie tomorrow?
-Haha, I see what you did there, you almost had me!
-Dude, stop with this April Fools paranoia, I'm serious!

by original nick April 1, 2013

paranoid

A 21'st Century Americans State of Mind!

Hmmm those people are protesting against George Dubya, quick blow them up they might be making weapons of mass distructing from a polystyrene cup some aluminium foil and a AA battery!!!

You must excuse my friend he's just a little paranoid.

by Random November 26, 2003

paragnosis

suspicion and mistrust of people or their actions that is well grounded in reality; a condition that resembles paranoia or a similar delusional state.

Jim's paragnosis was disadvantageous in the short term, since everyone thought he was paranoid, but it proved his salvation in the end.

by Vokation June 16, 2009

Pokemon paranoia

The feeling that somehow, at all times, you are being watched and stalked by Pokemon. There is no escape now. No escape from them. I feel them behind me. Above me... Watching... Waiting... Till finally, I lose concentration and they have a chance to get me. They're coming for me. Coming for me.. AAAAAGH OH GOD THEY'RE HERE

OH GOD PLEASE HELP

OH GO- AAAAAAARGH

*gurgle gurgle*

We're coming for you next.

Pokemon paranoia... The scourge of mankind.

by RatherEatRandy July 18, 2016

freaky paragraphs

Freaky paragraphs is when you ask your bf/gf write sexy shit to you about what they want to do to you

Babe I want a freaky paragraphs

by Dark side August 9, 2017

Parag

typical Indian guy with a cute smile and lovely eyes. usually suffer from a ketchup addiction, and will find the love of his life at the age of 29. Usually drives a mazda too.

Who took all the ketchup? - Parag

by bl00dmoney October 18, 2018