Punting a child out of a window

The action when you get so enraged at a year 7 living on this earth, so you decide to pick them up and punt them through a window. You can’t really explain it. It’s just an impulse. It just happens. You can’t help it. I don’t want to enjoy it but I do

“Shut up Kivin or i’ll Punt from you from a second floor window”
“Stop it stupid year 7 or you’re gonna get punted out that window over there”
“Look Timo, i’m Punting a child out of a window!”

by Shallom69 September 13, 2019

Painting a fence

An unknown or undeclared reason of absence. Used mainly to describe a person who is absent as doing mundane work.

Person 1: where's dan?
Person 2: i don't know he might be painting a fence.

by Redant9000 September 23, 2019

Planting A Rose

When one person puts their prolapsed anus inside of another persons anus.

Hey Jill, would you like to go to the house and try Planting A Rose together after we eat at Chipotle?

by HeyZeus97 December 1, 2019

Pantinos

Large brown nipples that are droopy and puffy.

“Did you see Steven’s pantinos at the beach yesterday?” “Yeah! I’ve never seen pantinos THAT big and droopy. Do you think he was born like that?” “I don’t know, man.. I hope not.”

by KrabbyBoii February 12, 2023

Pantong

A contemptuous term aimed at an unwanted person or peoples that are acting in a dumb, brainless, or generally unintelligent way. This word can also be used as a universal racial slur, although originally intended for use towards Asians. (Derived from the word "Pontoon", referring to the frequent use of boats for the transportation of immigrants)

"Kim, that fucking pantong, ruined the carpet with his kimchi!"

by Wobbly_Lobster February 27, 2023

fart punting

used in the show psych, fart punting rhymes with shark hunting and really has no meaning. Fart punting is a fun thing to say that will have no effect.

Alicia: I love fart punting
jenny: what's that?
Alicia: beats me it's just fun to say
Jenny: amen to that sister

by leeshy.leeshy September 11, 2011

Porcelain Painting

The process of having a bowel movement and inadvertently staining the side of the bowl.

I will be back in about 10 minutes, I need to go do some porcelain painting.

by Ninja Medic November 5, 2011