The ostrich

The single most magical magnificent being on earth

The highest complement able to be given to your fellow man

The boy all the girls want to ride

Gurl 1: check out the ostrich

Gurl 2: dang gurl he fine

Def 2

Jock 1: you were a real ostrich out there

Jock 2: heck yeah I was

by The ostrich 🙄 April 22, 2017

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means to get or be deported

I got ostrich sized by the opps

by tillywillywock May 2, 2023

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When the bed moves so much you create a hole between the headboard and the mattress. Then you push the girls head in the hole and trap her in there, with her ass in the air.

The sex was so hard last night the bed moved two feet. So I decided to try Ostriching .

by Killitandgrillit August 10, 2015

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Is this even considered a bird because it can't fly

This is an ostrich

by Handsomesquidward#1098 January 17, 2022

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When you jump head first into a snow pile

“Look eggy bao just did a ostrich in that snow bank”

by Carter62288 December 7, 2025

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1) When a man sticks his penis into an unknown environment and would prefer not know what it was that he stuck his penis into. 2) When a man sticks his penis into the sand because there is little else that can provide same level of friction that one gets with sand. 3) On a night so debaucherous that one would swing their penis in the air and bury it anywhere like they just don't care, but the next morning they are kinda curious as to where their penis has been the night before.

Dude what happened at the petting zoo?!?! I don't want to know, though I have a feeling it was a curious ostrich kind of night!

Beach week was epic while I did not hook up with anyone I did pull a curious ostrich!

Holy fucking shit with everything that happened last night I am one curious ostrich; as my dick has bumps all over it and it burns when I pee!

by Taco Corp November 14, 2013

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