national slap an orphan day

slap an orphan with only good results

i slapped an orphan on national slap an orphan day

by therapist.the.rapist December 11, 2023

Orphaned punchline

When a scene (film/tv show etc) starts with someone telling the punchline of a joke, without the setup. Usually followed by loud, overly-dramatic laughter from those present.

(Name taken from Tv Tropes).

“So he says “do you love me?” and she says “no, but that's a real nice ski mask!” - Dumb and Dumber.

Orphaned punchline

by Seeker of durt December 16, 2023

Orphan Hot pocket

An Orphan Hot Pocket is when an only child’s parents are taken and turned into hot pockets, then being fed to the now orphaned child.

I’m about to commit an orphan hot pocket

by H6unt July 5, 2023

orphanated

the way of feeling orphaned by something, a death, a loss or just choosing it. being left with no one by something bad happen for you to be become an orphan, you were orphanated by that occurrence.

my parents died, so now that has left me orphanated and alone.

by caustoa August 8, 2023

Half orphan

The condition of having only 1 living parent.
Sometimes shortened to harphan.

Me: Ever since my dad died I've been a harphan.
Girlfriend: That's really sad to hear. It must be really tough being a half orphan

by Just one more cuddle... August 22, 2023

i stab orphan hehe

TECHNOBLADE IS GOD TECHNOBLADE SHIT MAN YESSS I LIKE YO STAB ORPHAN HEHE you can fucking say this any fucking time and nobody ducking will fucking care for fucks sake

“Technoblade says I stab orphan hehe”
“I like to stab orphan hehe”

by Axolotl0lp0 October 30, 2021

Orphan

A delectable meal for all those with a family.

Ah what a delicious orphan steak

by FrogFried July 20, 2021