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S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure)

A set of established protocols governing the responsibilities of a man in an interpersonal relationship with his friends(bros).
If a man's friend(bro) is preparing to hook up with a fat, ugly, or otherwise disfigured girl; it is S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure) to warn him not to. However, if said warning is unheeded, it is also S.O.B. to ridicule and otherwise attempt to humiliate said chubby-chaser by making jokes, coming up with nicknames(see:chubby-chaser), pictures, and any and all other forms of torture.
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Operation Iraqi Liberation

the reason that we now can fill up our cars on the blood of Iraqi children
Thanks to operation world domination i can save three cents on my next fill up! Heil Bush! and Americas Third Reich!
by Tubby December 6, 2003
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Opera Water

Water/Hydration obtained from a water fountain inside an Opera House, "I.E. The Civic Opera House of Chicago." Said to have been derived from the gods themselves; opera water runs through centuries-old brass pipes, gets sung to all day, and gains unique FANCY minerals on its journey from Valhalla to your palate. Once drunken, Opera Water flows through ones veins, enlarging one's Fancy Glands to epic proportions; inhibiting the drinker to inherit increased fanciness until the following March 25th; Opera Day.
Before ingestion of Opera Water:

GYRL, YO shyt be m0fukken stoopid i m3an shyt, that homework was goddam dank muhfucka.

After Ingestion of Opera Water:

Woman/Female, You seem to be coherent on this fine day towards my query; would you care to converse about the partially difficult homework bestowed last fortnight?
by Proppsta April 12, 2011
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Operator as fuck

Pejorative, tongue-in-cheek phrase used to describe people who acquire "tactical" weapons and accessories, but lack the basic skills, disposition and physical fitness required to use them.

The term "weapon operator" was originally applied to military personnel that were required to operate weapons during the course of their duties. Later it was used to refer to any special operation force member (Like a Navy Seal or Green Beret) and shortened to "operator" Its usage as a serious term has fallen out of favor due to its increased popularity with tacticool crowd.

Typically, someone who is "operator as fuck" will attempt to compensate for their lack of skill and fitness by attaching expensive accessories to their weapons and spending more hours bragging about shooting than actually practicing marksmanship.
Overheard at a public gun range:

"Did you get a look at the 300lb whale in lane five? He's got so much crap attached to his rifle he can't even pick it up."
--"You'd better watch what you say around him, that guy is operator as fuck."
by Jolly_Giraffe September 3, 2013
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Operation Valkyrie

Adolf Hitler's contigency plan to keep the NSDAP in power, in the event Germany was overrun by a uprising/ foreign force. The plan would be authorized by either Hitler or the General of the Heer (Army) Resrve, the plan would have all reserve soldiers and Waffen/ SS troopers secure key parts to the Reich's leadership.
- Colonel Claus Von Stuffenberg, General Olbricht, and the other July 20, 1944 (Hitler Assissination attempt) changed Valkyrie to exclude the SS from the plan, therefor, they could use the Heer to seize control of the Government and stop the Nazi Party (Without them even knowing it) the plan, needless to say, failed and over 5,000 where executed.
Operation Valkyrie was a key part to the July 20th plot.
by ww2wizzkid September 25, 2009
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Operation Oilraqi Faildumb

Spending a trillion dollars invading a country with no military and losing.
Operation Oilraqi Faildumb failed harder than K Fed’s music career.
by frick11 February 24, 2010
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Operation Ransom

An operation made by two teenagers to meet Rob Pattinson in New York, give him a unicorn and ask him one major question; If you could be a back-up dancer in any music video, what video would you be in?????
Hey, can't wait for this summer, Operation Ransom all the way!!!

Yea can't wait
by gotspunk??? January 7, 2010
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