Oscar "OJ" David

A extremely rare, last of its species Hippo which was smuggled into Australia from Mozambique and was allowed to stay since it boosted KFC's sales through the roof. This soon turned out to be a mistake since he shanked 30 kids and proceed to eat them to feed his everlasting hunger. He spent a life sentence of one week in prison and to many medical professionals surprise he outlived the sentence and is now a free hippo who spends most of his days eating and living as a God like figure for many hippos around the globe.

Kid 1: Have you ever seen Oscar "OJ" David?
kid 2: I have in fact and i even got away unshanked.
Kid 1: Duude, you know if you meet Oscar "OJ" David and survive you will be blessed with hippo powers.
Kid 2: Epic.

by MINI RANGA JESUS October 29, 2019

Killing the OJ

A politically correct and HR-approved term for masturbating.

"Yesterday when I got home from work I thought I had a few hours before the old lady got home. I was mistaken, and I got caught Killing the OJ. Now my hand is the only action I'll see for a week."

by Gladmiral Nelson July 3, 2015

Brown OJ

The act of owning a bitch similar to the acts of Chris Brown and OJ Simpson

*In Court*
"When she started yelling I pulled out my axe and Brown OJ'd that bitch!"

by Francis "Brown OJ" Thurmond March 24, 2009

bacon oj

the hearty bacon extract that is produced from cooking bacon for a family of four, and then poured in juice cups. consumed by millions of Americans each day.

Mom: Johnny, breakfast is ready! Little Johnny: aww ma, this looks like yesterdays grease, you know how i like freshly greased bacon oj

by Pimp in the Box February 6, 2009

ph oj

The meme yes has misspeled oh ok so bad it became a thing

Discord user:I have pinned messages
yes:ph oj

by yes i exist August 21, 2017

cruise oj

Ridin' through Old Jamestown in North County Saint Louis, usually smoking marijuana. Many of the young locals participate in this activity, a pastime of NoCo.

"Yo, dude! Dealer just came through, let's go cruise OJ!"

by The HenceSP September 19, 2017

The OJ Simpson

In order to perform the OJ Simpson you must first purchase some extra small gloves. Then you need kill your girlfriend. After that once your in court you must fuck every one of your dead girlfriends family members.

Guy: Yo I just OJ Simpsoned the fuck out of my girlfriend. You know the OJ Simpson
His friend: No way that’s so cool.

by IEatCat420 March 8, 2019