sweet oats

good deal

guy: can you wake me up tomorrow morning
girl: yea sure
guy: sweet oats

by russell351 August 11, 2016

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Adam John Oates

Shit prick how can't finish his chances in pro clubs what a wank stain like

Person 1: Adam John Oates JUST PUT IT IN THE BACK OF THE FUCKING NET

by Gayasnuggetlover42069 November 26, 2024

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Oats slurping

Penis licker. Slurping of the penis. With or without oats.

Maria was the best oak slurper known to mankind.
Maria loves to go oats slurping with her man.

by MoneyMoney3339 August 9, 2025

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Oats

*oats* as a typo of *pats* aka to give comfort to someone

Kim: "oh I'm having a bad time"
Jane: "*oats* that sucks"

by kazherine April 29, 2021

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Oates Mustache

A demented sexual act from Northern Canada. Unknowlingly having sex with your estranged father.

I can't believe she was caught on tape doing the Oates Mustache. She probably didn't know it was her dad.

by StB08 June 29, 2011

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1. A reference to genetically repugnant and abhorrent charactierics, noticeable physically and personally.

2. "Furby" is an adjective referring to disgusting attributes (morally poor, obese, lazy, etc.) and "oats" refers to pedigree. Thus, "furby oats" refers to disgusting genetic traits evident in lifestyle, personality, and appearance.

3. Often times the result of inbreeding, "furby oats" are genetic characteristics that put offspring at disadvantages in life in terms of personality, intellect, and appearance.

What God might have said to the Canaanites (unrecorded): "Do not sow your furby oats, for your genes are a pox on humanity! Your inbred hijinx and lifestyle retardations represent the Devil's clutch on humanity! Your gene pool is infested with retardation and a contamination against the world!" And the Canaanites wept... but bred, anyway, sowing their furby oats.

by Nebraska Trailer Man June 21, 2011

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