Law of Large Numbers

The rule that confirms that as the number of trials increases, the actual probability approaches the expected probability. If you flip a coin 1000 times, you might get 470 heads. Or 550 -- expected probabilities of .47 and .55, respectively. But, damn it, the limiting value of that probability as the number of flips increases without bound is going to be .5.

Brother, if you continue playing that slot machine, the law of large numbers is going to get your ass.

by Zac October 6, 2003

Numb nutts

Some one who is stupidly thick, so thick they wouldn't feel anyone kicking them in the nutts.

That was well stupid, what a Numb nutts.

by Rockingjonathan1979 March 30, 2010

doin numbers

Making money, doing profits

invest in our stock and now we doin numbers

by Amsmams August 21, 2007

number five

when Jeff Maine sits on the toilet and bloody diarrhea pours out of his ass

I don't feel so good, I just had number five. -Jeff Maine

by poopy February 20, 2005

number porn

A condition in witch you are sexually aroused by the concept of numbers and math.

Dude, you have to be pretty into number porn to be a scientist nowadays.

by Thrackerzod June 5, 2016

soup number 5

A soup made from bull testicles and/or penises. It is called 'soup number 5' because some restaurant owners are concerned that listing bull ball soup in their menus might spoil the appetites of their patrons. Soups numbered 1 - 4 are chicken, beef, pork, and fish.

I'd like to have an order of soup number 5 with extra testicles.

by bugeater August 19, 2013

Number 3

Pee, wee, urinate

Comes from the childrens nursery rhyme:

Number 1, tickle my bum
Number 2, do a big poo
Number 3, go for a wee

by Kellygirl March 28, 2012