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Nuclear Bro 

A bro (of any gender) who goes out of their way to spread the word about nuclear energy as a reliable, safe, and stable alternative to fossil fuel energy. They are ready and willing to debate anti-nuclear rhetoric and seeks out conversations to help dispel the veil of ignorance about nuclear power.
Dude 1: Hey have you talked to Nick today?

Dude 2: Yeah he sent me a meme about Nuclear power.

Dude 1: Ha yeah Nick is a total Nuclear Bro.

Dude 2: Bro has uranium fever man, #NuclearBro.
Nuclear Bro by Network Pathogen February 5, 2023
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Nuclear Cough 

A Nuclear Cough is when you cough so hard you shit your pants a little bit. Aptly named due to the fallout.
Man I was so sick last night I had a Nuclear Cough and ended up having to clean up more than I had expected.

Nuclear Nut

when a person nuts so hard that it creates a constant leakage of semen
John doe: BRO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
John doe 2: MY SEMEN IS NOTHING BUT A NUCLEAR NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John doe: WE ARE GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!!!

*explosion*
Nuclear Nut by DreamybullxxxNew August 20, 2023

Nuclear Winter 

The predicted climate condition resulting from a large scale nuclear war. The explosions would launch enormous amounts of particles of dust and soot into the stratosphere, and the ashes could remain there for weeks to years. The sunlight would be blocked, and the combination of darkness, cold, radiation, and destruction of world infrastructure by the nuclear bombs could easily wipe out much plant life, including necessary crops. This would in turn cause starvation up through the food chain, eventually causing a massive exctinction of all life on the planet.
North Korea, America, Pakistan, India, Russia, and China all launched nuclear bombs to counter the enemy's nuclear bombs, causing a nuclear winter in just two days. Eight weeks later, every human was dead.
Nuclear Winter by NuclearWinter August 10, 2005

Nuclear Fascism 

The International Nuclear Industry working with all Governments to control the masses use of nuclear power and to limit the spread of Green Energy.
The people were held captive by nuclear fascism and not allowed to choose clean energy for themselves.
Nuclear Fascism by CaptD July 3, 2011

Nuclear Bomb 

V. The act of slapping your veiny wand upon your partner's forehead after orgasm. This should leave a white mushroom shape on your partner's forehead.
After I blew on her face I gave her a nuclear bomb! *high five*
Nuclear Bomb by Johnny K February 8, 2004

nuclear reactor 

A person who responds or behaves in the most aggressive possible way in response to something.
I said something controversial on social media and was berated for hours by nuclear reactors