pobody's nerfect

A conciliatory way of saying, "nobody's perfect" that illustrates the concept. Originated with Cracked and Mad Magazine in the 70s.

I'm sorry, that was dumb.

That's OK, pobody's nerfect.

pobody's nerfect by Downstrike December 23, 2004

Nerfstick 

A nerfstick is the tool by which a moderator or admin on an online forum strikes down on bad posts and posters. It is similar to, but has more uses than the ban hammer.

This use of the term seems to have originated from a moderator on the Secret World forums.

Example 1:
Sappho: "I have a very large nerf-stick at my disposal, and I'm not afraid to use it"

Example 2:
User: Where is the nerfstick Sappho? Are you getting soft on us?

Nerfstick by reallyrandomusername August 5, 2009

nerfus 

a combination of nerd and nerf, the word defines a person who is both a nerd and a jock. The "us" suffix is latin.

That hunky football player plays computer games for two hours a day?! What a nerfus.

nerfus by FastrunnerNY January 2, 2009

nerfer

a guy who plays nerf

A standard nerfer should know the rules of HvZ

I am a nerfer, I own a rapidstrike and retaliator.

nerfer by [IS]CrodsbyeJK/ December 26, 2016

nerfssassinate 

to sneak up on someone and 'Assassinating' them using a nerf gun. most likely done in public

frank: I'm going to nerfssassinate bob

nerfssassinate by tanaka sagara March 3, 2007

nerfcicle 

A frozen treat that is meant for the unsuspecting person that you really dont like, just jack off, freeze it (add dye for effect) and viola!! you have nerfcicle!!

Tommy and tamara were not getting along, tommy hated tamara tommy collected his juice, put it in a popcicle maker, and gave it to tamara as a make up gift. the nerfcicle was her downfall, somethis about a tuna salad monster in her tummy

nerfcicle by Earljohnosn July 16, 2008

nerfcicle 

a semen popsicle...used on drunken broads at partys.

Chris gave sarah a nerfcicle

nerfcicle by Chris & Sarah May 6, 2005