musselchode

a person who is extraordinary hairy and having a chode as well.

Man did you see that nasty musselchode in that porno.

by godsgooche June 9, 2011

Mussel Party

A mussel party is a party attended by a bunch of crunchy old people. During this party they consume mollusks and drink cheap liquor. This is the old people version of a kegger, only instead of leading to vomiting it leads to anal explosions.

Me: Hey mom and dad how was the mussel party?
Mom: It was great! We ate a lot of mussels and drank some good wine.
Dad: It was terrible... I just turned the bathroom into a terrorist hot spot.
Me: That sounds like a terrible time.

by Nitasaurus June 28, 2013

Messededed

Messed something up

He messededed up the room

by Eli Rodd May 14, 2014

Missedagram

To miss someone's Instagram post

I got fired from work today because I didn't like one of my boss' photos. Classic case of missedagram.

by flatpackjungle June 8, 2015

musset

A fuckhead who is, in essence, the very definition of the level of stupidity of whatever act he or she did. The next level of being a dumbass, if you will.

Stop acting like a musset!

by hodgethegod December 9, 2016

mushed up

This happens to women When they pee inconsistently. The labia gets bunched up and blocks or partially blocks the stream of pee and causes misdirection.

Marti went to the bathroom but she was all mushed up and peed all over herself .

by LuckyTom December 17, 2016

Missed Approach

When the dick slips out during sex.

"Oh shit I Missed Approach"

by Flickdawristohhhh March 18, 2017