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mumpet

that dude is a total mumpet!
by alicek11 August 17, 2009
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Mummybrain

the state of forgetfulness or absent-mindedness experience by pregnant women or mums
Can you help me find my keys? I'm suffering mummybrain again!
by Mummybrain April 18, 2013
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Dummy Mummy

When a kid has a kid: specialy to claim Dole money. A Dummy Mummy
by greengerkin April 3, 2009
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The mummy

When your at a party or a large gathering of people, you find a girl thats passed out, get a bunch of condoms and guys and bust on them, when this is done you lay them across the passed out girl's body practically wrappings her up with them.
Some stupid bitch passed out at the party and about 16 dudes gave her the mummy.
by Trannyplus1 March 5, 2011
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Mumping

(Aka Man Pumping)
Mumping is the desire, intent, or act of self-pumping one's own penis, in public,but under cover to effectively relieve the buildup of stale semen accumulated in the male testicle(s) by achieving ejaculation. The physical act of mumping plays an important role in brining awareness to the male reproductive organs and the health benefits of male ejaculation. While researchers understand that males can literally ejaculate anywhere and at anytime, the act of doing it in public helps level the playing field between the sexes by removing the social stigma typically associated with "jacking off", or more commonly known as Mumping.
Floyd was caught mumping on the subway but felt no shame.
by ManPump May 15, 2017
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Mumzy

When you are just to much of a road man to call your mum, mum. Generally said after alot of weed and/or drank and your mumzy calls you and you panic. Or when your fucked and your mum texts you saying much trouble your in
"MUMZY'S on the phone shut up!"
"Ahhh man Mumzy's gunna give me beats now!"
by Dawgness123 October 16, 2012
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yummy mummy

An attrative mother who is usally married to a rich man. She spends most of her days shopping, getting her nails and hair done, at coffee with friends and watching Oprah,while her childern are at day care and her husband is at work. Often extremely spoiled and have not worked since thier childern were born.
by ambi August 16, 2004
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