milk the mule

Fart around, jerk off, waste time doing nothing interesting and/or instructive.

I was fired so today I`m just gonna milk the mule on google.com.

by Reek-the-Prick August 29, 2019

fuel mule

1.) Any transportation device that consumes petrol and hauls you cargo.
2.) General Purpose (GP) vehicles that can assist if and when natural disaster occurs.

1.) Mom took the fuel mule to the grocery store and brought home food.
2.) I sure hope my neighbors have a fuel mule because when the shit hits the fan I'm fucked.

by djsee4 March 14, 2009

Molly Mule

While having sex with a woman from behind, she gets so excited that she rears back and kicks up striking her partner in the face and or chest.

Man, I was hitting this chick so hard from behind last night that she bucked up kicked me in my chest. Bitch Molly Muled me

by Pete Incaviglia February 16, 2021

Mule Hairs

Are rubbery vines that grow off of the muleth haireth. High in calcium, low in yam, they are very filling. Can be mixed with one piece of kale and 2 gallons of paper sauce to create a lushious pasta.

"Hey, look! It's some wild Mule Hairs, galloping in the majestic winds of urban dough."

by FigureskatingYASS February 4, 2022

Mule headed

One having an overly large head.

Friend : that girls is so fine!
Me: please that girl is mule headed. Got a head like a hen dirt dauber.

by Pow pow raider May 8, 2018

Mule bucket

When your hitting a girl doggstyle while burying her face in a bucket filled with warm water nearly drowning her

Dude that girl is a straight up farm animal in the bed, she even let me try the mule bucket on her

by Dirtydirtdog69 December 28, 2021

mule pecker

A large penis, a very well endowed man .

Lee showed Brooke his mule pecker and she was throughly impressed by the shear size of it and let out a gasp.

by Billy Jack 69 June 26, 2021