michael-baycism

the prejudice a film director holds against groups such as women, minorities and all educated peoples; said prejudice manifests itself in the portraying these groups as inept, caricatures, and creating films that insult said groups and basic human intelligence

The rise of michael-baycism amongst film directors such as Brett Ratner and Michael Bay could unravel the accomplishments of The Civil Rights Movement and continue the work of George W. Bush in destroying the educational system.

by Shia-LeDouche June 29, 2009

Michael Clifford

second-guitar and vocal in the band 5 Seconds of Summer (more lovingly known as 5SOS). Michael changes his hair color often, leaving every girl's heart to be blown apart and become another piece of shrapnel. see "love of my life" for more.

"Oh my god, Michael Clifford did the thing." "Oh, fuck. I just died inside. Let me go rock back and forth on my bed for three hours." "Okay, have fun with that."

by jasper carmichael February 18, 2014

Michaela

Michaela is the greatest girl that will ever come into your life. She is the sweetest and most beautiful person you will ever meet, and she will give you the greatest joy in a small amount of time. If you get the chance to meet a Michaela, don't take it for granted, she doesn't open up to just anyone. She's faithful, smart, and will always stay in your heart.

"Man, I wish I knew Michaela more!"
"Michaela's so cool!"
Bob1:"Wow, guys, who's that girl!?"
Bob2:"That's Michaela, bro!"
Bob1:"She's amazing!"

by RottoOmbra January 17, 2013

Michael Bay

Explosions.

How to best sum up Michael Bay? Transformers, Pearl Harbor, Armageddon.

by chrisalice November 16, 2011

Michael Phelps

Half man, half fish

Once again, Michael Phelps has just broke the world record

by 400M October 26, 2008

Michael Apodaca

A lazy PE teacher who is always on his fucking Laptop.

Look at that rock.. that’s how Michael Apodaca acts like.

by ⌘Ψ☊ᶗ☈⍣⋘ ™ December 7, 2017

Michael Jackson Principle

1. Returning good for evil; also: responding to the darkness in others by putting more light back into the world.
2. Generosity of spirit even in the face of the small-minded, willfully ignorant, or hateful.

The capacity to give on a global scale is rare, but a sure sign of the Michael Jackson Principle.

by SayItAgainAgain December 10, 2012