Promised You a Miracle

Promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Chance
As love takes a train
Summer breeze and brilliant light
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Love sails to a new life
Promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Life throws a curve
Everything is possible
With promises
Everything is possible, oh
I promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Chance
Reflects on them a while
Love screams so quietly
Slipping back on golden times
Breathing with sweet memories

I promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Life throws a curve
Everything is possible
In the game of life
Everything is possible
Chance
Lost pearls of great price
Take care of family
Only aches for love
Love waits for fame
In chance, in chance, they'll see
I promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Life throws a curve
Everything is possible
In the game of life
A burning dream
You can be Queen
Everything is possible...

by Death Menace February 2, 2023

A Christmas Story Miracle

When you take an icicle from the freezer stick it up your partner's vagina or anus then proceed to lick it. Thus becoming stuck like the kid from A Christmas Story.

Joey was triple dog dared to give Aggie a Christmas Story Miracle, he was stuck to her coochie for hours.

by ModestAnus July 3, 2015

HOST AA Miracle

The sad sad result of an alcoholic who failed at the police academy. HOST AA Miracle can't be out in the field stopping terrorists from blowing up buildings, so instead they sit in AOL chatrooms and gag 10 year olds who swear online.

YOLT: FUCK THE FUCKING FUCKERS

OnlineHost: YOLT has left the room.

HOST AA Miracle: =qpermagag YOLT

by YOLT August 13, 2003

The Biggest Loser: Miracles

The nickname of the 2011 Season of The Biggest Loser Couples 4.

This was named because of the entrance of Rulon Gardner into the Show, who defeated the Best Olympic Wrestler in history what came to be known as the Miracle on the Mat

Ray: Rulon Gardner will be on The Biggest Loser this year.

Barry: Must be The Biggest Loser: Miracles.

by Rulon Gardner January 10, 2011

Flat Miracle

A male enhancement product made from fix-a-flat and Miracle Grow

I gotta get me some of that flat miracle.

by ac000000 January 11, 2011

Monthly Miracle

A woman's period.

Ashley: I was really worried, but I finally got my monthly miracle.

Austin: Whew....

by skittle$ March 11, 2009

Filthy Miracle Worker

A friend or confidant that plays Cupid on your behalf. Someone who offers you online dating advice or arranges the opportunity for you to meet new lovers via their Internet profiles.

If the hookup is successful, the person that facilitated the situation is known as a Filthy Miracle Worker.

Dan set me up with a girl he has been talking to on a dating website. Had a great night. The guy is a legend and a filthy miracle worker.

by creativecaravan May 15, 2014