Pronounced: Jiggly MEE-tshen
Definition: similar to "wet blanket." Specifically describes one who is difficult to travel with.
Definition: similar to "wet blanket." Specifically describes one who is difficult to travel with.
"I suggested we change our dinner reservations to meet our new male friends at the club, but Sally was a Jiggly Mitten and refused to cancel the reservation."
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Get the Jiggly Mitten mug.Smitten Mittens, When you have to keep your hands in your pockets to keep them off the girl you're with. Especially helpful in the company of parental units and members of the clergy. Not very effective, considering your hands aren't safe in your pockets, see Pocket Pool.
She was so fine, when her Dad came home I had to put on my smitten mittens on to cover my intent, but I ended up all jorma taccone.
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