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Microchip on my Shoulder

2021 world wide microchip shortage caused by Covid-19 conspiracy theory of microchips being injected with every vaccine shot.
Hey Dustin, did you get Covid-19 vaccine?

Yes I did Mike, I feel awesome now with this "microchip on my shoulder".
by Marcellus_Wallace May 3, 2021
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microsoft windows

Complete and utter crap.
The biggest piece of shit technology ever invented. Easy to get viruses, breaks down every other second; just absolute shit.
I hate my school for not havin' taught us how to use apple Macintosh instead of piece of shit Microsoft Windows!
by fuckitall June 11, 2006
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microsubterranianegyptianseamonkeys

microsubterranianegyptianseamonkeys!!!!!!11111111111111111111111
by Anonymous August 26, 2003
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microsoft word

The only way the illest mo' fuckas on the planet say "word".
Billy: Yeah he bought the spinach.
Johnny: Oh, microsoft word!
by Max Dish June 10, 2007
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Microsoft's Law

With each subsequent release of a product, the chance of failure grows ever closer to 100%, without ever touching 100%, yet.
Non-Techie: Damnit! My fail copy of Windows crashed again. Why does it keep doing this?

Techie: Microsoft's Law, obviously. Just install Windows 95, it'll work much better.
by Shardok GraBug January 11, 2010
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Microsofty

A person sensitive about his/her computer.
A Microsofty is unavoidable.
by Alaiinya June 10, 2007
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Microstation

A CAD program that Drafters and Designers use.
It has its setbacks but isnt too bad when you get the hang of it. Personally I prefer AutoCAD. Microstation often crashes sometimes on my brand spanking new computer...
Drafty: Fucking Microstation froze again the fucking shit.
by castanza January 2, 2009
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