merkilo

One who is admin abused

After the admin slapped him 15 times, he was branded a Merkilo.

by Guan Yu January 30, 2005

merken

A pubic wig. Fake mons hair.

Her merken was infested with lice.

by typical August 14, 2003

merkaholic

It starts off with the odd merk every now and then. Then it starts becoming more frequent and before you know it you're merkin bare edz, bare manz; no one escapes a merkin. True merkaholic.

jessica is a merkaholic

by prepareforwarfare March 11, 2009

merkalicious

A truely delicious merkage

rikki, that was merkalicious

by Team House Cat May 10, 2009

merkin

A pubic Toupee

A family guy reference in two episodes

Man: "Hey kid, wanna buy a merkin?"
Chris: "What's a merkin?"
Man: "Why it's a pubic toupee"

by The Great Talag March 12, 2004

Merki

A gayish, fussy way of saying "merci" in France these days which could eventually catch up in non French speaking countries - hopefully not.

Paul-Henri: I bought you some pink roses.

Alphonse: Oh, that's so sweet, merki!

by Fobson June 18, 2009

Merkinball

The internationally recognised contraction of American Football.

Newsreader: And finally we're happy to report that this year's Superworldbowlseries of Merkinball was won by the Washington Foreskins.

Hey old chap- when you say football, do you mean Soccer or Merkinball?

by Muddy Funster July 25, 2017