by Lagsak December 13, 2023

Merking off is essentially the fusion of mewing, and jerking off, typically done by late stage gooners who are still looking for a way to turn getting caught edging into a sigmatical grindset moment. Though usually this still wont change the fact you just caught them edging to gay porn before the suns even risen yet, which there now using as a flex upon you.
Edward: do you know that guy in the dorm next-door? i caught him edging in the bathroom once and all he did was start merking off
Dennis: lmao but i would do the same thing if i were him
Dennis: lmao but i would do the same thing if i were him
by relerquney February 16, 2024

The genital area either in a female or male. More toward the anal area on a male. Merk as it relates to the dark, moist sometimes smelly areas.
by Shamrock151 January 22, 2010

the word "merkless" is using when you want to describe a bad player in the game, his/her actions. It has almost the same meaning as "awkward/terrible"
by krem228 June 27, 2019

When you barely meet a girl and in less than a month you marry her. Like those marry on site TV shows.
Gloria: Hey, nice to meet you
Brian: My names Brian, MaRrY mE pLs
*kneels down*
Gloria: *doesnt know what to do so instinctively says yes and makes the biggest mistake of her life*
Pulling a merk
Brian: My names Brian, MaRrY mE pLs
*kneels down*
Gloria: *doesnt know what to do so instinctively says yes and makes the biggest mistake of her life*
Pulling a merk
by BOUTA_BUST May 13, 2018

by ngabtch April 9, 2009
