Oh Martin Salomon....
Yah that kids could fucking destroy kill you with his hockey stick if he really wanted too
Yah that kids could fucking destroy kill you with his hockey stick if he really wanted too
by YouKnowWhoTheFuckThisIs*** September 10, 2020
When a member of a workplace feels so threatened by other members of staff that they have to fabricate both an entire back story of the 'exciting' life they abandoned to come and work here.
A Martin Stoner will usually see there way to the top by using their supreme lying skills to cajole insecure people into their clique, and try to 'push' other members out.
A Martin Stoner will usually see there way to the top by using their supreme lying skills to cajole insecure people into their clique, and try to 'push' other members out.
Worker 1: Did you hear that Worker 3 tried to get Lily fired?
Worker 2: Oh no, that's terrible!
Worker 1: Yeah I know
Worker 3: What are you talking about?
Worker 1: Did you try to get Lily fired?
Worker 3: No, what made you say that?
Worker 1: Well worker 4 told us - he used to work for Medicine Sans Frontier in the favelas of Rio de Janeiro so we believed him.
Worker 3: It's not true - it's a Martin Stoner.
Worker 1: Oh right, I'll watch what worker 4 tells me from now on.
Worker 2: Oh no, that's terrible!
Worker 1: Yeah I know
Worker 3: What are you talking about?
Worker 1: Did you try to get Lily fired?
Worker 3: No, what made you say that?
Worker 1: Well worker 4 told us - he used to work for Medicine Sans Frontier in the favelas of Rio de Janeiro so we believed him.
Worker 3: It's not true - it's a Martin Stoner.
Worker 1: Oh right, I'll watch what worker 4 tells me from now on.
by EndoGhost November 23, 2009
I would only be stating the obvious to describe the legendary comedian, but I just want to come on here & say that BrainStern is a fucking dipshit.
Peace.
Peace.
by Soul_Driver November 05, 2011
The most obnoxious man you will ever meet he can be funny but is soooooo stuck up. He thinks everything he does is right and is over-opinionated. You may occasionally meet a good one who gives you sweets in his white van.
by Yamommy_ez January 14, 2020
A great comedian. Dropped out of law school after realising it sucked. Became a comedian. He is a personality on ShoNEXT. A branch of the showtime movie channel. Has stated in his act that he gets his jokes from a forest in his mind where hobbits, dragons, and his Mother and Grandmother live. Thinks he is less compassionate then a desert because his cactus died. And has proven that Leather Sleeves = Coolness.
"This creature is made of the head of a horse, And the body of a man who seeks alot of attention. This symbolizes me in college."
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 28, 2005
A human of darker pigmentation often referred to as a nigger. Survives of eating ice cubes,bananas, and beating retarded kids
Yo he finna go Martin mode stop him!
Ayo Nigga is that a Martin?
Damn! He always acting like a Martin
Ayo Nigga is that a Martin?
Damn! He always acting like a Martin
by Martindamonkey May 22, 2019
Martin is really gay, he is often seen sucking dick on the side, he likes to talk to dudes and only dudes, because he is gay for them.
That Martin is hella gay.
by MartinisGay October 09, 2019