Malcolm Mclaren

Manager of the Sex Pistols. Dick.

Dumbarse: Man, I watched "The Great Rock 'n' Roll Swindle", that was awesome. Malcolm McLaren is the shit.
REAL fan: Dude, you suck.

by Bons the pie January 26, 2007

Malcolmitis

N. An unofficial disease contracted by everyone at some point. Symptoms may include drowsiness, aches and pains, and accelerated aging.

See also Malcolmish

Associate: I can't come into work today.
Manager: Why not?
Associate: Oh, I've contracted Malcolmitis.
Manager: Oh my god...Well you just stay home, I can't have you working while you're malcolmish.

by Lee3PO September 30, 2005

MacOS X

A form of Unix for those who require simplicity and a monolithic design above the configurability and stability of Linux. It's just another tool to do a job, despite what both pro-mac and anti-mac zealots will tell you.

Since Raul could not find any OS X users wearing black turtlenecks and berets, he moved from OS 9 to Windows XP.

by Anonymous August 16, 2003

Malcolm

The whitest skinniest dumbass of them all

is that a birch tree? No its just dumbass Malcolm

by Yo ee October 3, 2019

Malcohol

Alcohol which has been acquired for free, usually by devious and underhanded methods.

Shouldn't need much money tonight, I'm planning on just drinking malcohol.

by arjs9 April 6, 2009

malcom x

malcom x was a tenacious fighter for human rights. he fought for the rights of colored folk alike. he sure paved the way for the dark skins.

thanks malcom x, for bailing my ass outta prison after that salad tossing episode in the back of your moms expedition with my skirt on

by Mike Hunt February 21, 2005

malcolm

1)a revolutionary boss, some one powerful and influential.
*drived from respect to Malcolm X

2)someone of popularity who allways recives much female campanionship.

my man is the malcolm of the neighborhood

by li'l Ray Ray jr. June 11, 2006