Definitions by Lee3PO

Malcolmish 

Adj. Being very sick, unhealthy, or in bad condition.
See also N. Malcolmitis.

Associate: I can't come into work today.
Manager: Why not?
Associate: Oh, I'm feeling really malcolmish.
Manager: Oh my god...Well you just stay home, I can't have you working while you're malcolmish.

Malcolmish by Lee3PO September 30, 2005

Malcolmitis 

N. An unofficial disease contracted by everyone at some point. Symptoms may include drowsiness, aches and pains, and accelerated aging.

See also Malcolmish

Associate: I can't come into work today.
Manager: Why not?
Associate: Oh, I've contracted Malcolmitis.
Manager: Oh my god...Well you just stay home, I can't have you working while you're malcolmish.

Malcolmitis by Lee3PO September 30, 2005