Magic beard man

God

More than 75% of the world's population believes in the magic beard man.

by candy ass May 15, 2009

magcrust

a loathsome, lonely female message board poster who does nothing but stir shit. A very dumb female.

Did you read all of that crap she wrote? That bitch is one dumb magcrust.

by Ragnar Lindstrom February 24, 2008

'mage!

Short for: "Imagine that!"

husband: "All the raisin bagels were gone when I got there.
wife: hmm? 'mage! I told you to get to the bakery early! So, what was left?

by talk2me-JCH2 March 11, 2021

magic johnson

A basketball legend who revolutionized the game, but who's career was cut short when he contracted HIV. For a basketball player's game to be compared to Magic Johnson is a high honor.

Oh, snap! Did you see homeboy pull off that no-look behind-the-back pass? That kid's the next Magic Johnson!

by D.L. Crosse January 21, 2007

Magic Eye

A girl who everyone knows is ugly but your friend spends so much time with her, that he begins seeing something that nobody else sees and thinks she is hot.

You: "Dude, what in the world are you doing with her?"
Friend: "She's really a nice, and pretty girl."
You: "Naw dude, sorry...Back up! You're too close! She's a magic eye!"

by H_T-Bone_R August 1, 2010

Magic Bean Salesman

The stife ass dude who sits around Hyrule tripping on magic beans that cost more everytime you buy them. He is probably the chillest dude in all of Hyrule.

Guy: Dude I just copped a fat Magic Bean from that Magic Bean Salesman. We can go plant it and pull a sword out of the ground so that seven years later we can fly around on a big leaf!
Guy 2: Are you sure that you just planted it?

by fuzzy473 September 8, 2009

Magic Pussy

A pussy so amazingly good that it is reason enough to ignore the woman's flaws. Whether she is annoying, bitchy, boring, ugly, stupid, and crazy, a magic pussy is capable of making up for either or all of these flaws. It is the type of pussy that might belong to a woman who you dislike so much, yet can't get her wonderful pussy out of your head, and you will cry when you can't find another one just like it. =( I miss you so much magic pussy.

Me: Gawd, I hate that stupid bitch, I can't stand her, whenever she talks I just think of ways to kill myself or her. We have nothing in common, and paying for 2 movie tickets and a McDonald's meal seems to much money to spend on her.

Friend: Then why do you keep going out with her?

Me: Cuz she got the magic pussy.

Friend: So what, there are tons of other pussy out there.

Me: Are you stupid or something? I said she has the magic pussy. 'Nough said.

by bas7ard January 20, 2011