LOSOM

Anyone who is a member of the League of Sexy Old Men; an abbreviation of the title.

Someone who is cool,calm and collected in a Sean Connery kind of way.

Old dude over there is a total LOSOM...

by yoelbenyehuda March 28, 2011

Lawson

When somebody eats too much toast they can't see their penis anymore.

Omg I have became such a lawson, I can't have sex with my beatiful husband Indian mike anymore.

by Cmoorcroft04 October 26, 2020

Heather Iona Lawson

My Best Friend.

Hey did you just see Heather Iona Lawson? she is pretty, funny and smart. She is "irreplaceable" to me. I value her more than pringles..and life itself! I just wanted to let her know.

by SPHRDLY November 18, 2011

lowcountry bang dance

-Background: A well-kept secret of the southeastern portion of South Carolina for many years. The lowcountry bang dance originated back in the late 80s and early 90s when all females had enormous bangs that were at least 6 inches in length, but were curled up to resemble a huge tidal wave of hair crashing down on the eyebrows. However, the bangs seem to be making a comeback, so the bang dance could be brought back to prominence.
-The act: A guy gets on all fours and tells a girl to lick his balls from behind. Then, when her forehead is about an inch away from his butthole, he rips a huge fart. The blast of hot air hits her right in the face, making the bangs on her forehead go crazy, or dance.
*Note- Don't get too trigger happy or she could end up with a liquid variation of a hot lunch to the face. Not good.
*Could also be a lowcountry perm dance if you find a really redneck girl that still rocks the perm.

Brandy thought we were getting kinky, but it was just to lure her in for a lowcountry bang dance.

That fart was about 200 degrees when it came out of my ass. I think I left a burn mark on her forehead from the lowcountry bang dance I gave her.

I started laughing in anticipation for a lowcountry bang dance and slipped out a fart before she even got close to my balls.

by BerkeyandFatty4life December 14, 2008

lowdown

When straight married men get some sex on the side from a homosexual man

Cindy doesn't know, but Greg is getting the lowdown from Bobby

by pidgey February 27, 2005

lawsome

To be awesome and lame at the same time.

"Elizabeth, you are lawsome!"

by Alexsex September 25, 2006

Lowbob

Someone who takes the path of least resistance. A person who will cheat and exploit shamelessly as long as it gives them an advantage; whilst at the same time deluding themselves into thinking they're playing legitimately.

billy : It is in the game so it is fair.

Bob : No billy, only lowbobs use the easiest guns.

by Kng.Steele September 14, 2017