snooze loop

snooze loop, the expression used when you can't stop snoozing.

You keep waking up, not fully and drift back into the snooze.

You know you have to get up, but remain trapped in the snooze.. can be dangerous, leading to lateness.

"Sorry I'm late.. I got trapped in a snooze loop"

by Howy White June 17, 2018

Tard Loop

Trying to get your point across by repeating the same thing over and over again in a retarded loop. Attempting to change the outcome. This is typically in a customer service setting where the loop-ee can do very little to aid the looper.

The following is a Tard Loop:

Tard: "I would like an apple please"
Clerk: "I'm sorry, we are out of apples, we will have more tomorrow. Would you like something else?"
Tard: "I really need an apple, I haven't had an apple all day."
Clerk: "I'm sorry..."
Tard: "I was really counting on having an apple, I like them"
Clerk: "I'm sorry,we'll have some by 8am"
Tard: "But I enjoy apples, I've eaten an apple every day since Nam"
Clerk: "....sorry... would you like an orange"
Tard: "I'm just disappointed, apple aaappleeeee."

by Jeraebb March 27, 2011

Fruit Loops

Fruit Loops are gay Cherios.

Fruit Loops are so fruity they are gay Cherios.

by Shawn Underwood January 9, 2007

Furry Loop

A term for a lady's most intimate region. So-named because the pubic hair, if not well maintained, can encroach 'further round the saddle', thus completing an approximate circle, or 'loop'.

Big Dave thought he was game-on for sure, until he noticed the tell-tale cotton tailed pony protruding from her furry loop...

by Will Bowen October 6, 2004

ponce loop

A particular method of securing a scarf around a man's neck. chiefly employed by a members of society familiar with polo and crumpets.

delightful ponce loop old chum...

by RShar April 27, 2008

poopity-loops

silly people that are funny, and smell like shit; or someone that you like as a friend, but don't want to offend them by telling them they smell like shit. Poopity-loops don't usually take showers and shove small animals up their butt to clean the acumulitive cum stains out of their ass

It is a word that can be used in many situations for example: "caleb, you are the poopity-loops dogg." or "You are my poopity-loops."

by john Hoy December 4, 2010

Poop A Loop

A game in which the object is to form one's poop into a defined loop. 6 inch diameter is usual regulation size. The Poop must be unbroken and touching end to end. Doubles Poop A Loop may use a helper (Looper) to assist but must go by local club grounding rules.

Close! But never eat soup before Poop A Loop!
Damn. I lost $100.

by Stinkalink November 14, 2017