by OpoMan17 February 14, 2012
Get the thunder lizardmug. Mark zucccc
by Mark zuccy boy the third May 21, 2018
Get the Lizard personmug. A Hooker that is found near a truck stop or a trucker hangout . These kinds of hookers are ussualy very cheap.
On our way to Las Vegas me and john stopped at a hotel,which had a ton of land lizards hanging around it .
by Posh Ocat March 17, 2006
Get the land lizardmug. by SiCnEsS March 31, 2005
Get the lizard juicemug. the most unfunny thing you, as a human being, will ever hear in your life. upon hearing somebody say, "you look like a fucking lizard", you are statistically most likely to kill yourself by ramming two large peni into your eye sockets.
by muhfuhnuh January 5, 2009
Get the fucking lizardmug. Rare skin condition that affects one in seven geeks born before 1982* caused by unreliable CRT monitors exploding inexplicably in one's face. The resulting scabs often form in a regular pattern resembling scales, hence the moniker, Lizard.
Monitor Lizards were generally regarded with fear and awe by the geek and hacking communities until the mid-nineties when it became fashionable to sport a 'monitor print' by deliberately exploding a monitor on a person's head.
After the loss of its influence as a status symbol, the Monitor Lizard gradually faded from the annals of history and time past.
(*Information accurate as of June 1990. Although some dismiss the Monitor Lizard phenomenon as an urban legend, 72% of all seven year olds surveyed attested to the story's validity.)
Monitor Lizards were generally regarded with fear and awe by the geek and hacking communities until the mid-nineties when it became fashionable to sport a 'monitor print' by deliberately exploding a monitor on a person's head.
After the loss of its influence as a status symbol, the Monitor Lizard gradually faded from the annals of history and time past.
(*Information accurate as of June 1990. Although some dismiss the Monitor Lizard phenomenon as an urban legend, 72% of all seven year olds surveyed attested to the story's validity.)
"Y0 f00. Did you see that h4r|)c0r3 m0f0? H3 b 1337."
"Fo shizzle mah nizzle. That was a gangsta monitor lizard fo' real."
"Fo shizzle mah nizzle. That was a gangsta monitor lizard fo' real."
by Jimi Phoenix April 22, 2005
Get the monitor lizardmug. A female between the ages of 13 and 30 (usually from Brooklyn, Long Island or New Jersey) who wears a lot of makeup and will fellate almost any guy as long as he's in a band or has even the slightest connection with the music business. Once associated with the old City Squire Hotel on Broadway and 49th Street, they now can be found almost anywhere from Columbus Circle down to Tribecca. Also known a {blower}.
"Hey, Howie, tell Vance to make a few calls and round up a couple of lipstick lizards for after the show."
by chintzy March 6, 2007
Get the lipstick lizardmug.