Big Lard Man 

Big Lard Man is a phrase used to refer to a largely overweight male person. It is a generally derogatory term, however it can be used as a friendly jab between chums.

Derogatory: look at that big lard man, he's on his 20th burger.

Friendly: hey you want some popcorn with that butter you big lard man?

Big Lard Man by Big Lard Man March 6, 2019

Poo-Lard 

Poo-lard is a hangry being, his super tasting abilities are through the roof. He does not believe in the Green Party as free education is for people who want to pay more than a loonie for a bud light. Poo-Lard is a horny fuck who is found most of the time wanking dry in his blue muscle shirt.
“Give this to my family incase if we die”
-general poo-lard
“My water is much tastier than the H2O of lord dortis - Aqua Poo-lard
“Free education is bullshit, we should have to pay for school”-political Poo-lard

Do not bring up the Green Party or poo-lard will use his super tasting ability’s to fuck ur mom.

Poo-Lard by OGlover21 November 23, 2019

Tob-o-lard 

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noun

An extremely self-obsessed, unneccessarily aggressive, ignorant and obscenely arrogant fat ass who doesn't think they are such.

Get a clue Abby, if you don't quit gorging yourself and bitching about everything you'll turn into a Tob-o-lard.

Tob-o-lard by Tob-o-lard August 13, 2009

life-lard

A lifeguard that simply sits around on their lard-ass while at work and does not pay any real attention to the swimmers. Employed officially as lifeguards, such folks seem to be completely oblivious and disconnected from their job - which is to guard and protect lives. Life-lards appear to care very little or nothing at all for the lives that they are supposedly guarding.

Life-lards tend to avoid looking at the pool as much as possible. Instead, they hide out in the office, stare into space, and/or talk incessantly to each other. Life-lards also tend to send or read text messages, as a means of avoiding looking at the pool.

life-lard by Habitus June 13, 2010

Fat Lard 

A big piece of bacon used to lard meat...

Sebastian Feldhofer's Dad is a Fat Lard

Fat Lard by Weirdodede May 23, 2011

labia lard 

Fanny batter, moip, love juice.

"2 fingers in and she's weeping labia lard everywhere"

labia lard by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

Xtreme Lard ass 

Someone who comes over to your house and feeds on every single piece of food you have in your house. and dosent do anyhting but play video games

"hey Jack came over yesterday and ate all my muthefucking food!"
"wow. what an Xtreme Lard ass

Xtreme Lard ass by Pattyfatty February 14, 2009