Jacko-lard

Someone who persists at hounding your every move to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.

That jacko-lard beat me out of a promotion using my skills then quit his job.

by RMatrix September 14, 2021

Lard IV

Making someone not fat more fat

Did you see that tiny chick? She needs a lard iv.

by The Skinny Police June 6, 2009

Fat Lard

A big fat person who does nothing but sits around and doesn't do shit, but watches animal porn in their free time

Hey look at that Fat Lard

by SUB2PEWDIEPIEEEEEEEE April 25, 2019

Lard

Someone who is fat

Person 1: who is the YouTuber dream?

Person 2: A lard

by Window sheets December 11, 2021

Lard

Fat people, known as Kevin

Hey Kevin, you’re such a lard!

by Cornydawgy May 11, 2024

Melt the Lard

(v.) To have sex with a bucket of lard, causing it to melt. This generally occurs because of loneliness.

Man, it's just been so long that I had to go and Melt the Lard yesterday.

It's meeeeellltttiiiiiinggg!!!

by UnicornJesus April 1, 2010

lard

A response to an answer of question you weren't expecting, but don't care about it too much.

A: "what would happen if you put France on top of Wyoming?"
B: "idk"
A: "at least 7 people would die."
B: "lard"

by Psynoduem May 7, 2022