lazy lard

No life fat lazy bastard who can't be arsed with anything.
by dynamite blowfish March 01, 2014
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LARD$ BITCHES

the hottest, funniest, sexiest friend group ever lol. they all have big booties
“Yo did you see LARD$ BITCHRS tonight, they look fine as hell

“LARD$ BITCHES are here, the party has begun”
by fluffycupcake January 02, 2021
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lard on the zero turn

when you try to have a conversation with a hamster driving his zero turn lawn mower and he ignores you and just keeps driving.
"buds over there being lard on the zero turn"
by urbanshburban May 31, 2022
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Gay Lard

A sea lard (from the show Adventure the time) that is gay.
by TheDiabetes March 12, 2018
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seeping lard syndrome

Seeping lard syndrome typically occurs when you are so overweight that the lard has no where else to go so it seeps into your brain causing you to become mentally retarded.
Scenario 1:
Guy with Seeping lard syndrome: “bussin burger cheese burger burger cheese cheebuggabuggachee bussin bussin bussin!!!

Innocent bystander #1: “OMG is he alright????”
Innocent bystander #2: “Yeah don’t worry he just fat asf and has Seeping lard syndrome”

Scenario 2:
“Hello my name is (REDACTED), and I have Seeping lard syndrome. I am 20 years old, 427lbs and 4’9, and today I will be doing the SLS ice bucket challenge
by bussintok February 18, 2025
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Lard eyes

A loving name for your sibling
by Swagnar170 February 26, 2024
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lard boy

u r lard boy
by a lard boy August 18, 2023
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