ni hao kai-lan

the distant and iconic relative of all chinese people that exist today

kai-lain, kai-lan, kai-lan, kai-lan! ni hao!

ni hao kai-lan!

by placenta lasagna December 12, 2023

Lan

beautiful and smart.

Will you marry me?!?!?!??!?!?!

"I want to marry Lan"

by definitionqueen1234567 April 4, 2025

Yu Lan

Yu Lan is a big duck.

I love Yu lan

by Angrykidlllw March 7, 2021

LAN buds/homies

A LAN bud/homie is a friend that you only really consider a friend in reference to video games.

Essentially, a non-close friend who you only really interact with while playing video games.

Guy 1: hey you’re friends with him right? Why don’t you go talk to him

Guy 2: oh no we’re not really friends, we’re just LAN buds/homies

by MagicMooze November 2, 2021

lan si lan yong linsi

Swear word among the chinese/canto/singlish community to describe someone who is cocky/arrogant

Example
Person1: I don't think you can pass your upcoming exams which is due next week. I hardly see you study at all
Person2: OF COURSE I CAN PASS. DON'T LOOK DOWN ON ME! PLEASE!
Person1: Can you please don't be lan si lan yong linsi

END

by jacktan1993 November 28, 2023

Yi Lan

The best person in the entire world. So pretty, funny and SEXY. Everyone loves Yi Lan skinny queen. She will light up your life, everyone wants an Yi Lan!

That top is so Yi Lan
“Yi Lan I want a blem”
“Yi Lan come do a line”

by SHHHHHHSECRET November 23, 2021

LAN PARTY

A gathering of gay guys who all take turns docking (see docking definition).

Gay guys brag that it’s the best version of LAN party because they can do it anywhere and anytime, with or without power or electronics.

“Bro, wanna get the guys together for a LAN party tonight?”

“Yasssss slay bitch, I can’t wait to get my foreskin stretched out in free for all mode”

by SakeJoto March 26, 2025