Kleinism

To have sudden bouts of illness, usually when a immediate supervisor is absent.

My boss went to lunch, and I feel a kleinism coming on.

by Dr. StrangeLove August 1, 2003

kleibing

to pull the pubic hairs out of a females vagina and tickle their clit with it to give orgasmic sensation.

as i was kleibing your mum last night she screamed out my name

by nick and mitch April 19, 2007

clobber the kleenex

to jack off into a kleenex.

stop gazing at me and go clobber the kleenex asshole!

by Jenna April 5, 2003

Cum Kleenex

When a guy takes a kleenex and cums on it then puts it back in the box so then some dumb broad grabs it and wipes cum all over there face.

Domenic: I just cummed in that kleenex.
Indy: Oh my god. Really?
Domenic: Watch
-MOMENTS LATER-
Ashley: THERES CUM ON MY FACE! EW.
Domenic: HA BITCH! i just gave you a cum kleenex

by Stephanie Giorgie March 9, 2008

Kleine

Krauts. A German family name, loved by everyone, they are witty and hilarious, cunning and shrewd, good-looking and unresistable

Jesse Kleine

by #1hunters January 1, 2012

One-Kleiner

Noun. A brief exchange of information in which an individual uses the false pretense of authority to make guarentees and promises which indirectly cause isolated pockets of chaos to occur.

Bob: "They thought I worked at the store, so I gave them my absolute guarentee that for the next half hour all of the loose candy they could grab was free."

Sam: "Wow, nice one-kleiner"

by Dr. Why August 18, 2010

Keinen

The best boyfriend a girl could ever ask for. He is great to talk to. And you can always trust him. He is super handsome. And he never fails to mke me smile. Even on the worst day of my life he always brings a sliver of sun to shine through to my heart. I love him(: Also. He is shy at first but once you get to know him you're gonna be jealous of his amazingness!

Keinen is a great boyfriend

by n.ann October 5, 2011