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kiddie reality

the state of being obssessed with stuff your kids enjoy. watching only kids movies,listening to kids songs in the car and laughing at knock knock jokes.
weve watched toy story 5 times today, and the kids have been in bed for an hour, can we get outta kiddie reality now?

i cant believe you havent seen a grown up movie in 4 years, we need to get you outta kiddie reality.
by rubbahbandman February 6, 2010
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Kiddie Raper

Bitch: Yo, did you hear what happened to Jared Fogle?
Cunt: You mean that kiddie raper?
by Zig Steenine May 23, 2018
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Kiddie Pool

When a male ejaculates into a belly button.
As Sam came all over Sally's tummy, he gave her a kiddie pool.
by Mohnathan August 22, 2018
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Kiddie blankets

Kleenex, toilet paper, paper towels, various disposable paper objects used to dispose of ejaculate in a discreet manner.
“Pass me the kiddie blankets on your way out of my room.”
by McCrizzle_ October 14, 2018
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kiddie hour

The hour or so after school is out. It is the ideal time to play online multiplayer games, because of the number of young children playing.
Guy 1: I really suck at this game.
Guy 2: we should play again tomorrow during kiddie hour. Maybe you'll do better.
by Karl Rayne December 4, 2019
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Kiddies

Kiddies, usually Used in Britain when joking about a kidnapping or a nonce
Year 7: yeah fam innit did you see those kiddies get snatched

Friend: yeah fam he propa likes kids him
by Your daily slang teacher April 16, 2020
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Kirdig

"Kirdig is shit"
by M1at1 March 31, 2021
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