Keyshawn

The whitest black person you'll ever meet, but don't tell him this, as he will go from 0 to Salt factory real quick. Plays football and claims to be better at everything than you.

Hey Keyshawn, why you being so salty about the jokes?

by A hot sweaty Milk jug December 28, 2015

keys

kilogram

flipping keez all through the streetz

by blur July 10, 2003

keyes

A general disorder or outbreak on the face from swallowing too many pickles.

Dude, you got some keyes or acne; that's really bad and unattractive.

by BrowniePoints4me March 15, 2017

keystone light

the worst fucken beer on the planet composed of cat urine and elephant shit

if u bring keystone light to my party im shoving it in ur moms twat.

by absdude August 4, 2008

keystone friend

The person in a large gathering of strangers and acquaintances that knows everyone and brought them together.

I went out to a bar with my friend John and a bunch of other people I didn't know. It was some people from John's work, a few of John's college roommates and one of his friends from home. We all didn't know each other, but John was the keystone friend.

by Paul Furfari March 12, 2007

Keystone Lighting

Similar to how every cloud has a silver lining, every picture of drunks has a can of Keystone light in it.

Tammy: My picture doesn't have Keystone Lighting in it because it's just of my face.

Mark: Yeah but you can see a reflection of a can in your pupils, and your face says it all.

by Webster42 February 20, 2009

keys to the kingdom

being given the 'green light' for sex! -bliss for men and even liked by a few women!!

judy gave me the 'keys to the kingdom' then made a mess of me!!
she gave him the keys to the kingdom, his joy was indescribable!
she knew she was going to 'get off'!! he gave her the keys to the kingdom!

by michael foolsley December 30, 2009