Yet another overpatriotic asshole who's just cashing in on 9/11 like the rest of the country music industry
by Sgt. Pepper May 13, 2005
Get the Toby keith mug.Toby Keith is a country music star. He is very famous. He is also an idiot. Like most xenophobic red neck assholes he is cashing in on the horrible tragedies currently involving the United States of America and militant and radical Islam. If Toby really felt the way in which he sings he would not cash in on the death of American soldiers in Iraq. If Toby was really pro-American Soldier he would be advocating their return.
Child: Mother, I love Toby Keith!
Mother: Blasphemy! Why do you say that?
Child: Because he is willing to die defending the good ol' US of A.
Mother: Really? Then why isn't he in Iraq right now "defending" our rights instead of cashing in on American idiots?
Child:...
Mother: Exactly you dipshit
Mother: Blasphemy! Why do you say that?
Child: Because he is willing to die defending the good ol' US of A.
Mother: Really? Then why isn't he in Iraq right now "defending" our rights instead of cashing in on American idiots?
Child:...
Mother: Exactly you dipshit
by Negro Sandia August 28, 2005
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by AlexGoBrrrr February 5, 2021
Get the Keith mug.one who is always right because he never argues when he is wrong, a charmer with the ladies even when he doesn't want to be, religious though not overbearingly, and pretty much an all around physical form of awesomeness.
Mikel Keith Yorgason, I am worshipping you in my head.
If Mikel Keith Yorgason doesn't love me as much as I love him, I will cut off my feet and call myself stumpy.
I HATE Mikel Keith Yorgason cause ever since he helped my girlfriend through that fight we were having she has been spending more and more time with him instead of me.
If Mikel Keith Yorgason doesn't love me as much as I love him, I will cut off my feet and call myself stumpy.
I HATE Mikel Keith Yorgason cause ever since he helped my girlfriend through that fight we were having she has been spending more and more time with him instead of me.
by yugoslavic September 2, 2009
Get the Mikel Keith Yorgason mug.A man who drives a cool bread truck and loves golf. He can often be found trying to get food out of his teeth at family functions. He hates hip hop.
Yo that guy has a cool bread truck.
Yeah well he never listens to hip hop.
Haha yeah man that's a total uncle keith move.
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Holy heck I got stuff in my teeth let me clean it while we chat.
Omg you're such an uncle keith.
Yeah well he never listens to hip hop.
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Holy heck I got stuff in my teeth let me clean it while we chat.
Omg you're such an uncle keith.
by Cincoproductkid July 17, 2017
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