keaton bull

the best guy-friend a girl could ever wish for. hes always there for you when you need him and he will always cheer you up. gives the best hugs ever, is quite attractive and tall. loves gaming but will stop everything hes doing and come talk to you if you ask. you will almost definately fall for him at some point in your friendship. he is just plain amazing. <3 =

girl 1 - "who'd you walk home with?"
girl 2 - "keaton bull. he was making me laugh the whole way!"
girl 1 - "he sounds like a great person"
girl 2 - "oh he is! and he give the best hugs too!"

by insane... =P June 8, 2011

keeton harris

The most amazing, special person in the world he is my Bestest Friend and I love him I couldn't live without him

Keeton Harris is my Bestest Friend

by Celestial Star2017 December 25, 2016

Kleptoclownarchy

Noun. A system or regime of criminality comprising clowns and semi-literate conspirators.

Noun. A genre of performance art masquerading as entertainment meant to distract golfers while ingesting Cialis.

Adjective. That which describes adult literacy by means of a kremlin pedagogy of golden showers at a hotelier's kind of hotel.

Yo Barrack, look at the mess you left after clowning 8 years about the rule of law. This kleptoclownarchy is like dope on ugly. You see that hideous trumpette he took home? Shit, your bitch fly compared to that skank.

by @RealityWinner May 7, 2018

Keaton

Keaton is a very loving and special man. He is very supportive to the people he loves and will always stay by your side. He is cutest the boy you will ever meet with blond hair and brown eyes. He is very committed in relationships and usually dates girls called either Riley or Indy. Keaton is very athletic and loves to run around and play fight with anyone. He doesn't get the best grades but tries to keep them up. He is very funny and loves to joke around. He also is very good at making his girl happy. If you are ever feeling like you need someone to talk to just remember that Keaton will listen to you rant all night long. If he ever says he loves you he means it. If you have a Keaton in your life you are very lucky.

Keaton is the best boyfriend ever!!!!!!!!!!

by double ass cheek January 3, 2019

disc klepto

one who steals disc excessively while at ultimate tournaments

Guy 1: Thats a fuckin' awesome disc, where did you find that thing?
Guy 2: I stole it from that Ultimate team while they weren't looking, I stole other discs from other teams too.
Guy 1: You're have a problem you disc klepto.

by nickalf February 2, 2009

Kento

Is the coolest guy in the entire universe, and is even too awesome for any other human being alive. He only interacts with aliens, and is able to communicate with them with the blink of an eye. He could actually start anything with the blink of an eye, including another World War. He is just plain awesome. People with this name should not even exist on this planet, since they are just too awesome... Even the old Mayans knew it!

Did you see Kento just vanish from our eyes? I think he just blinked!

by NOTKENTO May 9, 2011

klepto

Short for Kelptomaniac. Someone who collects and/or steals things at random and without reason. Someone with Kleptomania.

Yo homes, that nigga got klepto! Waste his ass!

I want to definte the word klepto on urbandictionary.com

by Bob July 30, 2004