Joyced

Name given to the recipient of a thrown dildo to the face. The term was coined after New Zealand politician Steven Joyce was hit in the face with a pink dildo hurled by a protestor during an interview in early 2016.

Often used in conjunction with the phrase "That's for raping our sovereignty!"

Tom: That's a nasty bruise on your face, dick.
Dick: Yeah, I got Joyced by my girlfriend after an argument.
Harry: You must have raped her sovereignty.

by byrdfl3w September 24, 2016

Joyced

The act of microwaving food to a temperature of molten lava.

Man you really Joyced my pizza!

by JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJA January 15, 2017

Joyce

Centre figure of the joycism mythology. Born amidst salt and smoke it is believed to have died and resurected a million times, for what is dead may never die but rises again stronger. After having walked the path of life, love and disspair many times, Joyce searches for a soulmate to walk along it one more time.

Oh my sweet summer Joyce, what do you know about Joyce? Joyce is for the Joyce, when the Joyce fall a sevety-three and a half joyce deep. Fear is for the long Joyce, when Joyce hides for years and Joyce is born and lives and dies, all in darkness. That is the time for Joyce, my little Joyce, when the white Joyce moves through the woods. Thousands of years ago there came a Joyce that lasted a generation. Joyce froze to death in its castle, same as Joyce its hut. And Joyce smothered its babies rather than see them starve, and wept and felt the tears freeze its cheeks. So is this the sort of story you like, Joyce?

James Joyce, My story

by Joyce2 February 10, 2017

Joyvee

Noun or adjective. A mix of "joyful" and the Pokémon "Eevee". Used to describe a innocent and fun person or use as a fun nickname

"Alison is sooooo joyvee."

by ThatIndividualist August 12, 2017

Joyce Wyness

insanely crazy art teacher that works at Westhill Academy in Scotland. She is a goofball and a crazy bitch who asks dumb questions. forward flash she is nuts af and her brain is dead like it doesn't work at all like how did she even gey a job as a teachrr

Studen: Ms. Wyness, can you help me with my work?
Ms Wyness: The toilet seat are out to your and dont forget to flush
Student:*sighs* Joyce Wyness really is a crazy ass bitch

by thatthot2002 June 4, 2018

joycemary

Joycemary is super nice and pretty. She hella good at volleyball. Did I mention very smart and pretty too? Like girl, slayyy!!!! She’s a shy little girl but has a big ass heart

Theresa: who’s the new volleyball girl?
Katie: that’s Joycemary!

by theresanguynn October 16, 2018

Joyee

A drunk individual that cannot remember what's app group names and stalks ass at midnight.

Joyee is a combination 20% Lazy + 25% adorable + 25% worrying + 10% anxiety + 20% horny gawking and stalking. She loves Nikita Yadav so so much.

She pulled a Joyee yesterday.

by Lunatic101 June 22, 2019