Indiana jones

Possibly the greatest BAMF of all time. He killed more Nazis in 6 hours of screentime than Eisenhower did in the War. Also, any attempt to argue against his greatness is proof of Nazi sympathy, and the perpetrator is to be labeled a Kraut and/or Hun.

Nazi Guard: Papers, bitta.
Indiana Jones Jones: Not on your life, Claus!
(Epic Fistfight ensues)

by TheMan11 September 15, 2008

miss jones

dumb ass bitch that is dumb and is a bitch who is a DJ on hot 97

bitch ass better get her ass fired

by Dong Woo January 24, 2005

jondis

another term for majuana. jondis is short for marajondis

Example: hey bro, pass me that jondis

by shayne88 April 9, 2010

miss jones

Evil, ugly, fat whore who should get her Twinkie-loving ass fired. I heard her mom died of cancer. And yet she still feels all right making fun of thousands who also died.

I hope that bitch's mommy's proud of her ugly ass-daughter.

Miss Jones is roughly equivalent to what you shit out every day, only worse.

by Not 97 May 7, 2005

Jim Jones

a cult leader who killed hundreds, along with taking his own life, by drinking cyanide laced koolaid in guyana in the 70s

the jim jones cult moved to jonestown guyana, then after shooting a senator and his guards, he ordered them to drink the poison and took his own life

by visual77 September 20, 2003

Mick Jones

The guitarist for arguably the best punk band ever, the clash aka the only band that matters. From England. He and bassist Paul Simonon invited Joe Strummer to join their band and then the clash was born. Mick sang some of the band's best songs, Train in Vain, Should I stay or Should I Go, and Lost in the Supermarket. He was kicked out of the clash shortly before they broke up and went on to form the band Big Audio Dynamite. Much later he formed the band Carbon/Silicon.

-Who is the guy from the Clash that looks like Jerry Seinfeld?
-Mick Jones!

by Johnny Vicious December 20, 2008

Jackhammer Jones

A sexual act that requires a man and a woman. The woman lays flat on the bed where as the man stands up, grabs the woman's ankles, and then assumes the scissor position. He lifts up her ankles, and inserts his penis into her vagina. After the insertion, shake the woman violently while she is hanging upside down and imitate the sound of a Jackhammer.

That Tyler sure will give your bitch the ol' Jackhammer Jones!

by Jackhammer "Meat Cleaver" Jones January 19, 2008