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John

john is obese
by osama bin ladin 69 420 666 March 11, 2019
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John

Is someone that is scared to go on the hulk
Hi I’m john
by Beefcake45 November 23, 2021
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john

the best couple in the world. definitely should date each other sometime. cutest couple ever! i ship! johva for lifer! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥 soulmates. will definitely have 3 kids together maybe 5. they will live a happy and joyful life together as they sail the world! john and ava!
john meets ava.

john: hey ava wanna be my gf?
ava: you must be john!

john: that’s me hon

ava: ofc i will baby!
by johva December 10, 2021
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John

The man of any girls dreams. He may be a bit overweight, but he really doesn't care. He acts shy and awkward when in public, but his feelings are strong. He gets horny very easily, and his rock hard dick sends girls in awe. Johns are great men to have as a boyfriend.
John may not act like it, but he's great in bed!
by Yosher January 2, 2017
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John

John is a really great person. He will love you, care for you, and hold you through all the hard times. But you must remember to cherish the small things and the big things because sooner or later, he’ll leave. When he leave it will be the worst feeling In the world. John is the most perfect human being on the planet. He will love you and show you affection. You must show him it back. If your lucky enough to even meet him, please just don’t hurt him. He has been through a lot and doesn’t deserve to be hurt more. He won’t open up at first and that’s okay. You have to prove to him that he can trust you snd open up to you. He has the best smile in the world. And his hair. Oh his hair, it’s amazing. But his eyes...his eyes tell a story when you look deeply into them. If you look close enough you can see all the memories that you have created. And when he kisses you, his lips have a way of forming into this way of telling you that he will love you like no one else can. Without even saying a word. He is complicated and will make you want to give up. But don’t, if you give up then you won’t be able to hit the part of the relationship that means the most. The part when you fall so in love with him that you forget who you are when you are with him. The part where you never want to leave his side. So John, if your reading this...I love you. And now I’m saying goodbye...I doubt you will ever see this but, it’s worth a try right. Sincerely savannah M
Girl who likes John: he’s cute

Johns ex(me): I know.(remembers every little thing)
Girl who likes John: remember when you dated him.
Johns ex(me): every little thing...I remember every little thing, the highs the hurts the loves the wins, every little thing.
by SassySavvy1273 May 6, 2021
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John

The sweetest boyfriend you can have. Good in bed and treats you like a princess. He enjoys hiking and has the sexiest hair and smile. You'd be lucky to find someone like him.
A: The guy John standing there is SO cute!
B: OMG YES can I date him too?
A: nah he is mine.
by griddamtimb November 7, 2018
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John

That boy i fucked last noght had a tiny john
by Uncle babatubde February 6, 2020
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