Definitions by johnmononononononono

john

a multi faced person who will always confuse you, is tan tall and has a huge dick. John will please you in any way possible if you let him

ooh whos that sexy beast, oh thats john hes great

what happens when you leave a nail in salt water... did you think it was a sex thing... people these days

i left my nail in salt water and it turned into a rusty nail