Overly Scottish individual concerned primarily with Scottish affairs such as devolution/drinking/xenophobia. Usually associated with north east Scotland. Not to be confused with 'Smackheids', who hate anyone not from their local area but lack the presence of thought to quantify their feelings, and the physical/mental ability to act on their feelings. Notable skills include fighting/taking offence at inanimate objects and rallying against those different to themselves. Frequently seen wearing traditional dress without good cause. All Jocks watch 'Braveheart' frequently believing it to be the best movie ever.
They also enjoy despising the English, due to the scots not winning anything ever.
They also enjoy despising the English, due to the scots not winning anything ever.
That Fanta pants is a raging jock, between Buckfasts ~(buckie) he told me to 'get tae fuck' on account of me not being born on the same housing estate as him.
That stupid jock thinks Scotland would be better off without the UK, I'm sure 4000 tons of cod and a dwindling whisky export will save their sorry skins.
That stupid jock thinks Scotland would be better off without the UK, I'm sure 4000 tons of cod and a dwindling whisky export will save their sorry skins.
by Someone of sound mind April 02, 2009
One who plays sports very well.
"Contrary to most beliefs they are sometimes good in school and do not get all the women."
"Contrary to most beliefs they are sometimes good in school and do not get all the women."
O-linmen are jocks with good grades.
by Nate February 27, 2004
by Mario November 12, 2003
In Trinidad where I live, for some reason this word means to masturbate. No matter what context you use this word, in Trinidad 99% of the time it will mean to masturbate or something if that nature. The other 1% is y'all foreigners coming to Trinidad and using the word correctly lol
1) Is David jocking in there?
2) Tonight I'm going to jock to some Latina porn
3) I jocked last night to some Latina porn after smoking some Kush and it was amazingggg
2) Tonight I'm going to jock to some Latina porn
3) I jocked last night to some Latina porn after smoking some Kush and it was amazingggg
by Peazboss July 04, 2018
Someone practicing any given sport to impress rather than performing for glory and who usually has the I.Q. of his jersey's number.
by Clutterbocks September 28, 2010
Skaters frequently use this term, as they are jealous of the more popular, better sports people. Although these people tend to think too highly of themeselves, they tend to succeed in gaining a number of the opposite sex as dedicated followers, of which outsiders are jealous of.
by Duncan February 26, 2005