Flap jacking

The female version of tea bagging.

What is it called when a girl tea bags someone? It's called flap jacking!

by Chucksama November 14, 2013

cracker-jacking

When somebody peeks down a girls shirt at her breasts, its like a little boy opening a box of cracker jacks to find the surprise at the bottom of the box.

Did you notice Alex was cracker-jacking Betsy at lunch today?

by FrYivYdiNO March 11, 2009

Joking Ghost

The act of ejaculating on someone while they are sleeping without being caught.

Girlfriend: "I woke up covered in jizz, what the fuck!?"

Boyfriend: "Call some paranormal investigators, I'm pretty sure you room is haunted by a joking ghost"

by jewCjuice October 13, 2010

jacking ape

Jacking ape is a pejorative term referencing the common sight of apes masturbating in zoos. Its use may be directed at those doing that which may be hard to explain to children or those doing something entirely out of place and thus ruining an activity for everyone.

You're like Michael Jackson at a playground.....such a jackin ape..

Its Halloween... Are you a ghost or a racist.....it doesn't matter you're a jacking ape nonetheless

by whatlife May 5, 2015

Jacking a box

When you cut a hole in a box, preferably cardboard, and nut inside it.

"I walked in on my friend Jacking a box."

by PoperlichkingGerila December 12, 2018

Jonking

When you get bum raped by a creeper in Minecraft

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a creeper is jonking me in the ASSHOLE!

by Adam Tozer February 26, 2021

Joking on the Square

A diplomatic way of telling a friend their outfit sucks, their boyfriend is ugly, they need to use more conditioner, etc. by making a joke about it like you’re kidding.
Usually they will get the hint without getting mad.

Hey Megan, (laughing) man I love those jeans, I haven’t been able to find those lately, did you get them at a garage sale?
Megan: Are you joking on the square dude??

by Richfolk September 23, 2021