jamaican handbag

A "Jamaican Handbag" is when you place a pile of shit inside a passed out person's pants so that when they awake they believe they've shat themselves.

Let's give that freshman a Jamaican handbag.

by Blam January 19, 2005

jamaican smokehouse

sitting on a girls face with your dick in between her tits and her tongue on your asshole

I gave tiffany a jamaican smokehouse for her birthday.

by Buddy10 August 24, 2006

Upside Down Jamaican Monkey Fuck

The act of which the female taking part in sex pulls her left leg above her head while the male grabs her titties and thrusts many times to give her pleasure in the vagina.

Oh man, last night, my lady and i Upside Down Jamaican Monkey Fucked alot, and she is really flexible!

by Mark Carrk June 29, 2008

Jamaican Brushfire

When you light up a doobie on some chicks untammed wilderness, take a few hits, then douse the inferno with your man milk.

Charles: I almost set off a three alarm fire at my apartment last night giving this chick a jamaican brushfire.
William: In what way do you get sexual gradification from that?
Charles: Fuck you William!

by Jakee B April 27, 2008

jamaican salute

to fire gunshots in the air as to celebrate and event

at don daddaz birthday party after he blew out the candle man a man tek out them gun and buss whole heepa shat inna the air giving don dadda a jamaican salute to rass

by T Gee January 31, 2007

Jafaican

A Jamaican wanna' be.

(Fake Jamaican)
(White but wants to be black)

"Your a Jafaican!" "What's that?" "A fake Jamaican"

by realoren June 16, 2014

Jafaican

When some one is trying act getto or gangsta but with a jamaican bent.

"Tom has had his hair in dreads for months now". "Yea, he is Jafaican".

by Richie Pimental March 11, 2009