Islip is a town on Long Island New York. Mostely of the rich, pot heads, and middle class. Where the only thing to do to be cool is hangout on "Main Street".
by steve123123 July 20, 2008
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by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008
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Girl: Is 50 Shades of Grey fiction or non-fiction?
Guy: Neither, it's illiterature.
Guy: Here, I bought you some illiterature to read at the beach
Girl: OMG, thank you so much I just CANNOT get over the Twilight series!
Guy: Neither, it's illiterature.
Guy: Here, I bought you some illiterature to read at the beach
Girl: OMG, thank you so much I just CANNOT get over the Twilight series!
by Ned "Kingsley" Zissou September 26, 2012
Get the illiterature mug.a town on long island where 3/4 of the people are white. the town might be referred to as white islip. most are conservative republican assholes but some are educated. cockroaches roam the high school and you can almost always smell someone smoking pot. empty puffs are can be found on every single street. in short, it’s pretty shitty. from someone who lives in west islip, babylon is better.
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A piece of classic or contemporary literature that is exceedingly and painfully dull, boring, inane, banal, and unreadable.
Illiterature is usually not read on one's own accord. Teachers usually assign illiterature to students in times of rest such as spring break. Man students fail their English classes due to this unreadable material.
A piece of classic or contemporary literature that is exceedingly and painfully dull, boring, inane, banal, and unreadable.
Illiterature is usually not read on one's own accord. Teachers usually assign illiterature to students in times of rest such as spring break. Man students fail their English classes due to this unreadable material.
"Tess of the D'Urbervilles is an excelent example of classic British illiterature."
"The illiterature that my English teacher assigned us to read is simply too dull to read for more than five minutes at a time."
"The illiterature that my English teacher assigned us to read is simply too dull to read for more than five minutes at a time."
by Jmanpc April 21, 2006
Get the illiterature mug.Coming in this week at #4, it's those androgynous boys from Hertfordshire West Islip, with their hit single "she partied without dancing."
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