ironic

a) Something that is contradictory.
b) Something that is complete and utter bullshit (but often accepted nonetheless.)

* see hipster

Anonymous twentysomething in Brooklyn: "I am NOT a hipster!"
<silence>
ironic.

by Captain American't July 11, 2011

ibonics

Italian ebonics. Real Italians do not speak this way.

American Italians mis-pronounce words such as mozzarella and ricotta into moot-suh-rel' and ri-goht', this is ibonics.

by UbdU May 23, 2007

ilona

usually a hot blonde girl, not confused with (a loner) due to her having many friends

hey look at that ilona over there!

by janet June 26, 2004

Ironic

When a girl who has had sex has never had an orgasm, but a girl who has never had sex has had plenty.

Cake: I just had sex.
Bean: Did you orgasm?
Cake: NO.
Bean: That's ironic, because I've never even kissed a guy but I've had plenty of them.

by cakenbean March 9, 2009

iconify

to make an icon of. Ie. to idolize is to iconify something/someone
and b.
to make an icon for a computer desktop.

a, he iconified his hero
b. I will iconify my child's picture for my desktop. It will be the icon for the my documents folder

by Louise May 13, 2005

Ironic

If something is ironic it's unexpected, often in an amusing way.

It's ironic that “Erratic conduct and behavior” are reasons @realDonaldTrump is revoking ex @CIA director @JohnBrennan’s security clearance. Adds Brennan has conducted “frenzied commentary

by Reggie Vision August 15, 2018

iconist

Rocket powered Jesus.

There can be only one iconist...

by Shuga March 5, 2003