Turbo Illegal

A version of illegal that is so bad, expect a hit squad on your position in 30 seconds.

*deep breath* DO 👏 NOT 👏 SEND 👏 US 👏 CLASSIFIED 👏 DOCUMENTS. This is not reverse psychology. For real, i'm running out of jokes about this. We cannot use them (it's sort of "turbo illegal"), and the people posting them can get into serious trouble.

by Aquamissle November 2, 2023

The Illegal Blow

When someone is either dating someone and it's a large age gap between the two or a male or female was "played with" by someone older in the wrong way.

"Yo, I seen this girl going out with some 20 sum y/o and she's 17, that's an illegal blow."
Or
"Girl over there dress like a nigga because when she was younger, she caught the illegal blow."

by The Empire's Champ999 March 7, 2024

Refuse illegal orders... Unless you don't feel like it

"YOU HAVE TO PROTECT US! It doesn't matter how many people we let die or pay to do a genocide! You have to protect US! Ignore the fact that we are doing a very public mind-rape surveillance thing to this guy that has been putting your kids lives at risk! If he tell you to being us to him you have to protect US!" ~ Every politician

Hym "Refuse illegal orders... Unless you don't feel like it. Like maybe your family members plane just randomly fell out of the sky and you want revenge... Then... Do whatever you want 🤷 ♂️ I mean I am not the boss of you."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2025

It’s Illegal to be mean to chris

Here by i state that if you’re ever being mean to someone named Chris you will be fined $500+ Don’t be lackin

Natalie~ “Hey chris you’re a bitch”

Chris~ *Dials 911*

Cop~ “Ma’am you’re under arrest, because It’s Illegal to be mean to chris”

by Chris..:::: February 28, 2021

you're illegal

When you're so beautiful you're a danger for the society

Bro, you look amazing today, you're illegal

by moonshineinsea August 6, 2021

Garlic bread is illegal

a sentence used by garlic bread antis to basically say that garlic bread is against the law

bro i think that guy thinks Garlic bread is illegal

by choco (real!) December 24, 2021

Possession of illegal firearms

When you get caught having illegal firearms
Usually to prevent yourself from getting fucked

1: what did John do to get arrested?
2: possession of illegal firearms
1: ok

by Gdisvvc April 2, 2023