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Erotic Hypnosis

Having sex without even bein touched, how brave.
"I tryied erotic hypnosis!"

"You stayed in that room 5 minutes."
by GanonPianeti December 2, 2021
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Wikipedia Hypnosis

When somebody goes onto Wikipedia to find a specific piece of information and, usually via wikilinks, ends up going off track and going through a bunch of unrelated articles. This can be common among students who have a low attention span or other focus issues.
Person: Hey dude, Imma go onto Wikipedia to find when the Soviet Union collapsed.
Dude: OK, just don't lose track of time.
*20 minutes later*
Person: How am I on an article about racism in Australia?!
Dude: Wikipedia Hypnosis, I presume? You've gotta work on your focus, man.
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Blue Eyes, Hypnotize

In India, before you shove a card (plastic or otherwise) up your ass, you MUST say this.

You are considered an athletic video gamer and it signifies your manhood.
Indian Scammer: "You know what to do...blue eyes, hypnotize!"
The Dude: "What?"
Indian Scammer: "Pffft!"
The Dude: "Ok, roger. Will do!"
by blue eyes hypnotizer October 10, 2022
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hypno

cool pokemon that has its own little pocket watch that it uses to hypnotize people, hence the name, "hypno".
hypno is a bad-ass pokemon, but not as cool as mewtwo, because he can talk, and he wants to destroy the world.
by bulldog2010 April 28, 2007
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hypnotize

Hypnotize is, in my opinion the greatest System Of A Down Album. My favourite song has to be Kill Rock And Roll
Kill Rock And Roll intro:

"When I was a little boy, I used to talk to god and I said you mother fucker and he said you mother fucker gotta grow up and kill rock and roll. He said kiiiilllll rock and roll AND FUCK ALL THE SEXY PEOPLE.....So I did"

If you don't think Hypnotize is the greatese go fuck urself.
by U Know damn right December 28, 2005
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hypno juice

A drink made to spaz out. I.E. made from Orange soda mixed with pepsi, pure sugar, pixie stick powder, and smarties.
Dude, lets rave!!!

okay, make the hypno juice.
by Angie2011 December 8, 2007
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hypnofetishism

The latest craze in a never-ending quest on the side of humans to milk the lastest drops in their sexuality.
First, you have a service one dial away from you that you must call to deliver you a hypno-domme: a female hypnotist that will dominate you in your hypno-fantasy; a story she will instigate and carry you into a so-called 'subspace'; were all your hidden sexual fantasies will be taken to suface. You might find yourself a 5 year old kid crying for 'mommy' to keep him beside her or a highschooler in full hormonal-cocktail estrofledge!
All and all, the most thing that atracts men to this neo-fetish is the D/s ( Dommie/subbie) thing.
also called among many names, erotic mind control, hypno-eroticism, erotic-hypnosis.
be quit Johnson! you naughty little fucker... your mommy is going to give you a beating! * loves it!*
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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