Hatchet

1.A small hand axe sometimes with a triangle-shaped edge to deepen the wound. Known as a juggalo's best weapon by ICP fans, this is also made popular in Japan by Rena, the lead villian/murderer of the first and fifth arc of Higurashi no Naru Koro Ni or "When The Cicidas Cry".

"I'm so going to make a hatchet for halloween!"

Net troll: Close the hatchet!
Net expert: Then you'll have a pretty big hole in your chest. =_=

Rena: I will never forgive her for tellling them! *pounds person in question with the side of the hatchet*

by Mr.Simmons November 8, 2008

hairy hatchet wound

a female's unshaved vagina

i want to stick my whole head into your hairy hairy hatchet wound baby

by happy pencil August 6, 2003

Bait and Hatch

When a girl knows a guy is going break up with her, she has sex with him with the intention of getting pregnant so that he will not leave her.

Julia pulled a bait and hatch on Juan and it worked. He stayed with her for the sake of the baby.

by Tasha Doe November 23, 2009

batten the hatches

a) (original meaning) : among winter time lobster and crab fishermen in North America: on a vessel, to close all entrances to the lower decks and crew cabins when you are in a storm

b) (my new and improved meaning): in Atlantic Canada and New England and in cities such as New York, Boston, Montreal, Halifax, to insulate the doors and windows of one's house for the winter months.

to batten the hatches definition b), even if it costs a small fortune, is a snow-brainer if you live in Canada or The northeastern United States

by Sexydimma March 7, 2015

count your chickens before the egg hatched

Count your chickens before the egg hatched.

I finally planted 5 fruit trees. Do you want to buy some fruit this summer?
Count your chickens before the egg hatched. - eg taking something for granted before it happens

by Fursu May 2, 2016

fuck a duck and see what hatches

awesome phrase

1: (tells awesome story)
2: Well fuck a duck and see what hatches!

by AmElIa627 May 28, 2011

Hatchet

its a small portable hand axe used for killin all thoses richies

eminem fan:icp suck balls
Jggalo:i'll put this hatchet in ur forehead muthafukka

by psycopathic wigsplitta September 30, 2005