Hoestruck

Falling in love with a hoe while being completely oblivious to the fact that she is a hoe despite anyone telling you she is a hoe.

"Mark is so hoestruck, we haven't talked in weeks because I tried to tell him she is a hoe"

by Swegbot October 2, 2017

hotdog holster

Vagina

I inserted my engorged wang into her hotdog holster.

by NickTheDick420 March 23, 2009

DVR Hostage

when someone records two of their shows at a time on your DVR effectively forcing you to watch one or the other of the shows being recorded neither of which is something you like.

My wife held me DVR hostage last night for 2 hours.

by JohnnyFibah May 7, 2010

Sausage Holster

Vagina.

Here, hide this in your Sausage Holster.

by JAbstract October 8, 2011

connor horste

The.

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- Connor Horste

by BukkakeTsunami September 13, 2016

bean holster

Vagina

Dan: (hot girl walks in)Damn! Jamie I would love to flip her over squirt mustard down her back and slide my juicy stalk right into her bean holster.

Jamie: Who the fuck are you! Get away from me you drunk bastard!

by SunnyDelyght November 20, 2016

intellectual hostage

Someone who changes their opinion on a given subject because they have been verbally bullied into it by others, as in a social media post. They don't really believe this view as true but say they do out of fear of being ostracized by others in the community.

She humiliated the man on a social media post until he agreed with her viewpoint on the subject and became her intellectual hostage.

by words-myth January 26, 2018