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hose hog 

hose hog by a female ( September 13, 2003

Pale Hose 

A nickname for the Chicago White Sox.
2005 was a good season for the Pale Hose.
Pale Hose by johnnyt471 April 25, 2008

hose job 

(Noun) Any attempt that has resulted in utter failure.
If a friend seriously injures themself after yelling "Hey guys watch this!" it is considered to be a hose job.
hose job by Quackafella2 June 16, 2010
An amazing time. An epic party.
Guy #1: "Hey man, sorry I left early, how was the party?"
Guy #2: "Dude! It was hoedown! You missed out!!"
she got hoed by trey. He said her breath stank!
hoed by liz kindle February 28, 2004

hoed me out 

When you have plans to meet a person but they never show up or call.
Person 1: hey, did you hang out with bob yesterday?
Person 2: no, he completely hoed me out, I tried to call, but he ignored me.
Person 1: God I hate that, what a bastard!
hoed me out by green_eyes June 1, 2006