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ridin' the horn 

Performing a sex act similar to ridin' the rod; the dude is on his back, so his erect cock sticks straight up like a saddle horn. His lady aligns her pussy with the ol' woody and sits back in the saddle formed by his crotch and his legs...then she slides up and down his cock, slowly at first, then faster until he's buckin' and fuckin' her ass off...and when they come together, the ride is worth it!
"Hey, man, I wouldn't mind takin' one of those cowgirls for a ride...you know it's cool to be the saddle when she's ridin' the horn."
ridin' the horn by bongoman January 15, 2008
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The Horn 

Hey mate, you see that bird there with the big jigglies? She doesn't half give me the horn.
The Horn by raysallx October 15, 2010

Hornball 

An individual who is constantly horny and makes sexual remarks 24/7.
Jenna is a little hornball

truck horn

when you trick a chick to make you fart.
(Laying on you're stomach in bed) hey baby I've got a trick.

what is it?

can you push on my lower back real quick? I can make a truck horn. pppppppprerp (fart noise).
truck horn by Fart Master Flex September 19, 2013

Baritone Horn

The most glorious instrument in the band. This is similar to the sound of a trombone, but looks more like a tuba. Most people do not know of the instrument that people with the largest of penises play.
Man that baritone horn player must be pretty horny
Baritone Horn by Turtletoottoot September 2, 2014

french horn solo 

When a French horn player actually has something other than upbeats. Or for non-musicians, stop, go, stop, go, stop, go.
Man did you hear that french horn solo ?

what's that?

Something very rare and precious.
french horn solo by The musician January 24, 2017

Tijuana Hand Horn 

A specialty hand job popularized in Tijuana Mexico. It involves cupping ones hands together and blowing it like a trumpet whilst stroking a man's junk.
I "met" a girl in Mexico who was famous for giving a "Tijuana hand horn."
Tijuana Hand Horn by ColorRot April 16, 2008