Turtletoottoot's definitions

Baritone Horn

The most glorious instrument in the band. This is similar to the sound of a trombone, but looks more like a tuba. Most people do not know of the instrument that people with the largest of penises play.

Man that baritone horn player must be pretty horny

by Turtletoottoot September 2, 2014

Viola Players

A person who has no friends because of the instrument he or she plays.

Do you see those viola players over there? Yeah what a nerd

by Turtletoottoot September 2, 2014