horizontal crab cake

When you and yo bitch laying down and you fuck her in the ass and jizz while you have crabs.

Me and my girl did the horizontal crab cake now she refuses to talk to cause of all the creams she had buy from the doctor.

by The real Dictionary Master 300 June 7, 2016

horizontal gag

When a woman is on the bottom while performing 69 (sex posision ). The Man is in such a state of arousal he becomes limp forcing all of his weight and manhood on her face and into her mouth causing her to gag.

Turn turn around so we can do the horizontal gag.

by Teufel Hunden 69 January 29, 2017

horizontal dictionary

whe you learn something from your lover (your horizontal dictionary )

I know 3 languages; My paents spoke English & French in the home, & I picked up Spanisah from t he Los Angeles horizontal dictionary

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 25, 2020

Horizontal Twist

Sex (when experienced with all parties at a less than vertical position).

Also a killer latter day song by Blondie.

Last night Nikki invited me in to do the Horizontal Twist if you know what mean.

by ApricotFields October 8, 2020

horizontal sweating

sex as exercise

was too lazy to go to the gym so i engaged in some horizontal sweating instead.

by ParkerD October 16, 2012

Horizontally Challenged

Referred to someone that is Big, Fat, Chunky or Wide. Horizontal: parallel to the plane of the horizon

“Christinah Is Horizontally Challenged”
“I know, what a big girl”

by Gaybobs January 13, 2024

Horizontal Bigfoot

A Norwegian sex act where you get down on all fours and plug beard hairs.

That streamer let me stay in his spare room and gave me a Horizontal Bigfoot last week.

by Not Eethan February 6, 2024