horizontal hypocrite

When someone shuns a group of people while also being in another group of people with the same attributes as the former.

Guy 1: I hate Minecraft fans! They're all kids and cringe.
Guy 2: Aren't you a Roblox fan? Don't you get the same kind of comments? You're such a horizontal hypocrite dude.

by kornelbut July 19, 2024

horizontal tango

A term used when someone has a Sexual intercourse on a bed

bro Sam and glasses girl are in my house shaking violently, they doin the horizontal tango

by Shæt April 20, 2024

horizontal pinky

Cosplay involving steampunk attire and sex on a velvet lined pool table, pool cue optional

Last night got a bit wild, ended up doing the horizontal pinky with a girl from idaho

by Milesotoole February 1, 2015

horizontal crab cake

When you and yo bitch laying down and you fuck her in the ass and jizz while you have crabs.

Me and my girl did the horizontal crab cake now she refuses to talk to cause of all the creams she had buy from the doctor.

by The real Dictionary Master 300 June 7, 2016

The country Of Japan Does Not Utilize The Horizontal Line Scar On My Left Knee

The country Of Japan Does Not Utilize The Horizontal Line Scar On My Left Knee

The country Of Japan Does Not Utilize The Horizontal Line Scar On My Left Knee

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 24, 2025

the horizontal poker

Mean , Sex . Good , dirty, hot , wild sex! lol

Karita why was you over bobby's house ? , did y'all you know?

No , Rick we didn't do the horizontal poker !

by Wizdee May 10, 2011

Horizontal Twist

Sex (when experienced with all parties at a less than vertical position).

Also a killer latter day song by Blondie.

Last night Nikki invited me in to do the Horizontal Twist if you know what mean.

by ApricotFields October 8, 2020