Joe Hoffer

The God of metal. Currently in the band Eden Is Burning

Oh my Joe Hoffer,
Joe Hoffer Is GOD
I am The Shreding Machine said Joe Hoffer

by Joe Hoffer May 28, 2006

Hoffro

A cool white man's afro. Similar to David Hasslehoff's circa 1985 (see Knight Rider series for reference).

"I can't grow my hair long, it looks like a Hoffro!"

by J "to the" D June 10, 2008

Hoffific

A disease names after David Hasselhoff.

You're Hoffific if you have to do everything in slow motion.

m: "Dude that guys running in slow motion,"

u: "I know, I think he has Hoff disease."

m: "The poor guy is Hoffific."

by Guitarse October 2, 2010

Hoffecker

usually the first one down at a party

or the first one to go down on a stranger

Oh she's a real hoffecker. Super easy.

by superswaggirl12345 June 22, 2017

hofford

a swift, friendly series of light punches (typically 3-8) administered to a friend one hasn't seen in a while. heavily used in the mid to late 1800s, although it is still rarely used today. originated in the british isles.

"I gave him the old hofford. Hup hup 1,2,1,2"
"Right in the kisser, eh?"
"Well, that's the only way, Jimbo."

by doritojoe February 20, 2018

Hoffling

When you are walking towards some one and you both obstruct each other’s way several times - hoffling.

Mark Thompson & Ashley Adams 2007

stop hoffling me

by Wherestay December 14, 2019

Hoffa

Ones who fucks over a Mafia Family.

In the late 1900s the leader of the Teamsters Union, Jimmy Hoffa, fucked over the Genovese Crime Family.

by Vicktor "Wolf" Reznov March 18, 2021